At this point you may be asking, “How about the important tasks at the top of the list, that one never does?” Admittedly, there is a potential problem here.
(Don't) know your priorities.
Understanding Research.
Most papers in computer science describe how their author learned what someone else already knew.
Rest in Puzzles.
Why should I worry about dying? It’s not going to happen in my lifetime!
Absurelative.
Susan, enjoy the absurdity of our world. It's a lot less painful. Believe me, our world is a lot less painful than the real world.
Er is geen fiets in bromfiets.
They were like, eight sixteen-year-olds, and they’d built their bikes to burn actual hydrocarbons. These things made so much goddamned noise!