Uhu.

Im Falle eines Falles weiß der Uhu einfach alles.

XDG_SEAT.

Home is where you (can) leave the desk with your computer unlocked.

Karfruchtten.

For the purposes of this Directive, the following definitions shall apply:

1. Fruit:

— fresh, sound fruit, free from deterioration, containing all its essential constituents and sufficiently ripe for use, after cleaning, removal of blemishes, topping and tailing,

— for the purposes of this Directive, tomatoes, the edible parts of rhubarb stalks, carrots, sweet potatoes, cucumbers, pumpkins, melons and water-melons are considered to be fruit,

[...]

EUROPEAN COUNCIL DIRECTIVE 2001/113/EC, ANNEX III

(via @Cataglyfilosofi)

Planeid.

Urlaubsfahrkarten für andere Leute holen ist wie Essen ausliefern, nur langfristiger.

Wahnsinnenschaft.

Just out of curiosity. I'm not trying to prove anything, by the way. I'm a scientist and I know what constitutes proof. But the reason I call myself by my childhood name is to remind myself that a scientist must also be absolutely like a child. If he sees a thing, he must say that he sees it, whether it was what he thought he was going to see or not. See first, think later, then test. But always see first. Otherwise you will only see what you were expecting. Most scientists forget that. I'll show you something to demonstrate that later. So, the other reason I call myself Wonko the Sane is so that people will think I am a fool. That allows me to say what I see when I see it. You can't possibly be a scientist if you mind people thinking that you're a fool.

Wonko the Sane in So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish by Douglas Adams

Teerspektive.

[...] and I was watching it through the window, over the rim of my teacup, which I always find is the nicest way of watching other people working.

Fenchurch in So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish by Douglas Adams

Glück.

Sonne, Erdbeeren und Wasser.

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