Hobbies: Telling people about the Fediverse, distributing Fediverse flyers through chimneys and reading books.
OK, so here's an idea: BANANALARMA. A plastic llama about 15cm high, with a camera, chemical sensor, &c built in. You put it next to your fruit bowl where your bananas are ripening. When it detects one perfectly ripe banana, it sounds an alarm, et voila! No more overripe bananas!
Caroline-letters tended to be full of talk about trees she had climbed, squirrels who had admitted her into their circle of trust, boys who had disgusted her, chess-games she had played via post against Leibniz, dreadful books she’d studied, wonderful books she’d read, the weather, logarithms, and timeless disputes among domestic animals.
Neal Stephenson: The Confusion
Im Falle eines Falles weiß der Uhu einfach alles.