Februar 2014 Archiv

Staubsauger statt Wasserhahn.

So, you think about new things that you can do with vacuum cleaners. So, first, you're like: I can use a vacuum cleaner to clean bookshelves! That'd be super-useful! But then you do a Google Scholar search and it turns out that someone else did that like ten years ago.

OK, your next idea: I can use a vacuum cleaner to clean cats! That'd also be super-useful. But, alas, a bit more searching in the literature reveals that someone tried that, too, but they didn't get good results. You're a confident young grad student, so you decide that, armed with some additional techniques that you happen to know, you might fix the problems that the other researcher had and get vacuuming cats to work. You spend several months on it, but, alas, it doesn't get you any further.

Yasha Berchenko-Kogan answers to What do grad students in math do all day?

Ein Moment Ewigkeit.

Ich wünsch euch, dass ihr wieder Staunen lernt
wie ein Kind, das im Augenblick ertrinkt
und das Ringen um ein besseres Morgen
euch nicht zu viel nimmt

Die Apokalyptischen Reiter - Ein liebes Lied

Piran-ha Kisses.

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6. Handshake is the norm when you meet someone for the first time. Kissing is only when you really know the person.

So you want to Slovenia? by fbass on imgur.com

Schlüsselproblem.

Diese Erleichterung, dass sich der Ersatzschlüssel sogar im gleichen Land befindet wie mein Fahrrad(schloss) und ich.

Find what's to blame for Shit'n'Shame.

Look for the sour­ce of the shit to get rid of it!

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