A sign you have been living in a country for quite a while: You start getting email spam in the local language.
Schlagwort: Sprache
Weledelzeergeleerde.
Titles are funny.
Halbwitz.
Typo of the day:
\paragrap{insert bad pun here}
There is still hope (but nothing else).
It was a good evening.
Someone had opened the box of pundora.
Dissident uit Roermond, 1298 - 1353.
"Heigh Jah van daar moeder en waarom de komiteaal honden kjat naam andertaar te geldert aanwezig" I said to my boyfriend as I picked up my phone and called my dad