Wrong indentation makes me nervous.
Schlagwort: Programmieren
Vorbefehlreitung.
One crucial detail here is that commands and subscriptions are data. When you create a command, you do not actually do it. Same with commands in real life. Let’s try it. Eat an entire watermelon in one bite! Did you do it? No! You kept reading before you even thought about buying a tiny watermelon.
Wifi Killteration.
Ha. I wonder what happens if that function is called twice?
Suckcess.
Bonus point if you make them believe you can only program in Haskell on NixOS.
Handtyped Numbers.
“You’re… defining the natural numbers by hand? Why?”
“Haskell is for mathematicians,” you explain. “We always define our terms.”