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Disturbing Spam.

Hello there! I'm sorry to disturb you. I am a Chinese mask factory. There are a large number of disposable stocks. The masks have CE certification for the EU. In addition, the factory also has FDA and ISO certification. Welcome to contact us!

a recent spam email (bold emphasis added)

The actual firewall is burning in your head.

What makes me angry about the great firewall of China is that if its complement would be used in the west, most people would not even realize it.


Sometimes all I understand is my own name.

Ausgesorgt VI ¼.


Last night I had the strangest dream
I sailed away to China
In a little row boat to find ya
And you said you had to get your laundry cleaned
Didn't want no-one to hold you
What does that mean

Matthew Wilder: Break My Stride


Things I can not temporarily get used to:

  • opening the window to turn down the heating temperature
  • cute warning signs
  • rice for breakfast
  • bowing


Dear spellchecker, please accept that I am neither in Guantanamo, a Gangster nor Humongous.

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