"Are you jealous?"
"Yes, of people who have a cat."
Artgineering.
Art without engineering is dreaming;
Engineering without art is calculating.
No, I also don't talk via fish.
Cryptarianism, n.
refusing to send or read unencrypted emails.
Cryptanism, n.
refusing to use any not end2end-encrypted means of communication.
Popcraft.
Did you ever ask the internet how to build a popcorn machine?
World Numbers.
Phone numbers start with +. Whoever says something else is lying. Or just not traveling enough.