The bullshit asymmetry principle.

The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude larger than to produce it.

Brandolini's Law, as quoted by Crystal Prison Zone: I tried to report scientific misconduct. How did it go? 

Just one more.

academics will literally take on a new project while already doing 80 hour work weeks instead of going to therapy.

@kareem_carr

Familiatsphäre.

This is my family, and I'm telling you now, nobody messes with my family.

Abbie Turner in Sorry We Missed You

Pullhouser.

Zuhause ist wo man alle Pullis anziehen kann die herumliegen.

Frein.

There is progress. Alcohol-free wine is a thing now.